Our future swath of debauchery ~ the Tour Schedule

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The Ports of Call , pubs, brothels, or houses off ill repute near you we'll be plundering, pleasuring or otherwise misbehaving.

I've admittedly held off on booking any new engagements, even this far into the wake of CoronaVirus.  I'm still working on finding my best fit crew mates, and a roster of venues that'll take us.

2nd Quarter of 2024

I'll be perfectly honest.  Even Capt Ahab didn't show up for work the day after the White Whale bit his leg off.  We mariners can have our "off-days" now and again.  We'll mend our ailments, have a few shots  of rum, throw a bandage on the scar & climb back behind the oars.  It's nigh unto March & already the wanderlust is calling me.  The aches in my bones, the weariness in my eyes, and my heart hanging low in my chest serves to remind me "I've chased that utopia for a long time".  I'd best enjoy every journey as if it were my last.  But until the thaw comes this old salty dog will sit back on his haunches, just a few weeks longer.